So, nothing is cuter than a baby goat, right? This little guy is one of the offspring of my new boyfriend. Okay, he's not my boyfriend exactly cause I'm married and that would be wrong. No, he's the new boyfriend my dairy goats. So they can continue making delicious milk and make me cute little babies like this. Let's say it together. Awwwwwwwwwwww!
See, this is what happens when I have no content. I give you cuteness. Not a bad trade off, no? What's that? You need more cuteness to make it worth your while? How about...
Baby chicks. This little cutie is Iris. She is now big and sassy, but here, she was small and sassy.
Here is the big and sassy picture.
She has the most awesome muff and beard. Not a chicken fan? How about duckies?
Now aren't you just overwhelmed with cuteness? Need more? Man, you are tough. Okay, here's something so cute you won't be able to resist.
I give you...
DONKEY CUTENESS! SQUEE!
Aren't you squeeing? Why aren't you squeeing?
Content? Pfft. Okay fine. Content and cuteness? I can do that. Here goes...
Are you squeeing now? I have a new book out February 21st. yay! As the cover and the title might hint, this is a paranormal mystery.
The dead have no respect for anyone trying to have a life.
Portia Mahaffey always liked that she was the only woman in her family without a psychic 'gift'. But a concussion awakens her latent ability to see ghosts. And one of those ghosts is prepared to haunt her until Portia agrees to convince the police her death was no accident.
With no choice but to help Corinne, Portia reluctantly uses her new gift and some good old-fashioned detection to track down the truth.
Seeing the dead is just the beginning. Portia's world becomes filled with hungry demons, mercenary shadow beings, vengeful poltergeists…and one very alive murderer willing rank her among the dead.
Who knew hanging with the dead could be so hazardous to the living?
See? Content and cuteness all in one package. You're welcome.
I was like, "Bah, chickens... whatever"
ReplyDeletebut I squeed over ducklings and donkeys!!! Hooray for cuteness.
Awesome on the new book! Definitely going on my want list! :)
I knew donkey pictures would make people like my book. I just knew it. :)
ReplyDeleteAww...
ReplyDeleteI wish I had thought of that--luring people to like my book by wrapping it in cute pictures. That's genius!
Congrats on the new book. I love the premise. (I'm a sucker for ghost stories.)
Ref: Itty Bitty Town, Texas
Someday, you're going to have to tell me where that is. I mean...what if we're neighbors?
Or maybe that's why you're keeping it secret. LOL!
Donkeys. Want! I don't know where I'd keep them, but who cares. Teh kyoot is just too kyoot!
ReplyDeleteThose donkeys are around 29 inches at the withers. I bet you could have one in your backyard.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm not above using tiny donkeys to pimp my novels.
I'm so not touching your pimped out donkeys.
ReplyDelete@Lori: You say that now...
ReplyDeleteLove the cuteness & the new cover!! Squee!!
ReplyDeleteYou had me with the ducks, but the book looks pretty awesome too. =)
ReplyDeleteIndia Drummond
Yesss... Definitely jealous that you've managed to acquire so many awesome animals! My dream is to someday own a big piece of land that will be inhabited by Nigerian dwarf goats, chickens, alpacas and Bactrian camels... :)
ReplyDeleteAnd congratulations on your novel! Sounds awesome... Where can I get my hands on a copy??