Monday, June 4, 2012

PSA: A danger every cat owner should know about

So, this is your toilet paper.

This is your toilet paper on kittens.

Any Questions?

Sara (the paw sneaking under the door in the picture) has an obsession with shredding things. What you see here are the lone survivors of a six pack left unattended while unloading groceries. Remember that she did this through the plastic, y'all. And she wasn't happy I took the toy away from her.

She worked at getting paper back until...

I broke her heart when I took it away again, moving it farther from the door.

She has plotted her revenge ever since. Any TP left unguarded is fair game. Bathroom doors stay shut at my house. Any slight carelessness and the results look like this.

Kittens might look cute and stuff, but how many innocent rolls of paper must die before we take this scourge seriously? You have been warned.


  1. Ha! I used to come home from work and find that the inside of my apartment had been tee-peed. I never figured out if it was the dog or the cat, but they had fun doing it.

  2. What is it about the toilet paper that just says "toy?" I have other shreddable products, but they don't seem to have the same appeal.